Thursday, September 14, 2006

In the Ghetto

(in your best Elvis voice)
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
cause if there's one thing that she don't need
Its another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto

OK so this is a little gehetto. What do you do if your roof is leaking? Well, you try to go to the attic and find the leak.
Well, the attic is not accessible in the area that it is leaking.
So, what you do is make a hole in the ceiling to find out where the leak is. It will be needing to come down to be repaired anyways. So what I have done is make a hole in the ceiling of the bedroom. It was raining again today so I was able to see where the actual leak was. Good deal. But, I can't fix the leak b/c of the rain. So now I have a hole in the bedroom going to the attic which goes to the roof that is leaking because of rain. So how do you go about not getting your bedroom all wet.


The Answer is:
THE BEDROOM CEILING FOLEY CATHETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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With this system you will receive the:

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But wait there's more!

You also receive this one time gift offer of the patented collection cistern, if you call within the next 3 minutes!

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Hey well I promised some pictures this time. Here's some more regular pics:


Here's the new panel box.


Some of my plumbing skills.


The one flower boarder that we have.

And the rest of the yard. (you can't tell, but I have been trying to clean it up.)